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That’s enough, fella.

That’s enough, fella.

3 months ago on January 25th, 2013 | J | 5 notes
Suck it up, Pain.

Suck it up, Pain.

4 months ago on January 21st, 2013 | J | 25 notes

Regarding the (billion and two) twc requests in my ask:

I’m really sorry about the lack of twc, guys! It’s just kinda hard for me to find inspiration for them - that’s partially the reason I was looking for a co-admin for this blog. 

But I swear, I’ll try to get some out because you guys are amazing and deserve only the best!

Just…. bear with me for the first few, because they’ll probably be not as great as the other ones I do?

But if you guys send me twc situations, I can do those until I get creative. So… just like, with your twc request, lemme know a situation you’d like them to converse about or whatever.

So. Yes.

I’m sorry, and I promise to work on it <3

4 months ago on January 21st, 2013 | J | 2 notes
You&#8217;ll live&#8230; for a little while at least.

You’ll live… for a little while at least.

4 months ago on January 21st, 2013 | J | 36 notes

Alright, folks, that’s it for tonight because I have work in the - shit. Well, soon. (Was gonna say morning, but its 4am and that’s considered morning so…) 

Goodnight all, have a good night, or day if you’re elsewhere than America, and may all your dreams be funny :) 

Love you guys!

Also, I just reached my first milestone for this blog, and I want to thank each and every one of you for following me and getting a laugh out of something I do when I’m bored! 

So, without further adeau, I applaud you and your perfection. 

Okay off to bed before I say anything stupid. (Well, anything else stupid.)

4 months ago on January 17th, 2013 | J | 2 notes
Sheamus Part 4. Last one I swear!
(Don&#8217;t trust me unless I say I swear on torg, because&#8230; I just&#8230; Sheamus.)

Sheamus Part 4. Last one I swear!

(Don’t trust me unless I say I swear on torg, because… I just… Sheamus.)

4 months ago on January 17th, 2013 | J | 5 notes
Sheamus Part 3.
(For non WWE fans, I&#8217;m so sorry I just&#8230; Sheamus.)

Sheamus Part 3.

(For non WWE fans, I’m so sorry I just… Sheamus.)

4 months ago on January 17th, 2013 | J | 7 notes
Sheamus Part 2.
(Honestly? I&#8217;m not even sorry. But, just wait until you see part 3. If you&#8217;ve been here long enough - or have gone through past posts- you&#8217;ll figure it out if you just look at this Tom&#8217;s past crushes.)

Sheamus Part 2.

(Honestly? I’m not even sorry. But, just wait until you see part 3. If you’ve been here long enough - or have gone through past posts- you’ll figure it out if you just look at this Tom’s past crushes.)

4 months ago on January 17th, 2013 | J | 4 notes
Everyone wants a piece of Sheamus.
 (Sheamus is a WWE wrestler and he&#8217;s Irish. IRISH PEOPLE. IRISH ACCENT AND ALL.)

Everyone wants a piece of Sheamus.

(Sheamus is a WWE wrestler and he’s Irish. IRISH PEOPLE. IRISH ACCENT AND ALL.)

4 months ago on January 17th, 2013 | J | 10 notes
I just really like embarrassing Georg. (NSFW)

I just really like embarrassing Georg. (NSFW)

4 months ago on January 17th, 2013 | J | 16 notes

This next post is extremely NSFW and NC-17. So, if you haven’t seen penis’ or you don’t want to…

Block NSWF

4 months ago on January 17th, 2013 | J | 0 notes
biorg?

biorg?

4 months ago on January 17th, 2013 | J | 12 notes
I suppose all you need is your imagination&#8230;

I suppose all you need is your imagination…

4 months ago on January 17th, 2013 | J | 27 notes

Send me songs you want me to make posts about, guys! Lyric ones are kinda my favorite to do! (Also they’re fun because you can misinterpret the lyrics and make on the guys look silly!)

So yeah. Send me some ridiculous, or serious, or any kind of song, really, and I’ll make a post.

Mandatory question mark?

4 months ago on January 17th, 2013 | J | 3 notes
I could be your girlfriend!

I could be your girlfriend!

4 months ago on January 17th, 2013 | J | 48 notes